Here we go!

In fifteen months I will be thirty, thirty, I mean what the heck?

This realization of my last months as a twenty something has resulted in me having a freak out session that is lasting kind of long and manifesting in a ginormous list of how I can be a better person. On this list is of course are health and overall happiness two things that consistent exercise can improve......womp womp womp!

Don’t get me wrong I’ve exercised before I’m not a complete newbie to this game but I’ve never been consistent. I’ve always given up; I have an okay start and then a really sorry follow through. I want to change that; I want to be someone who follows through whether it is a craft project or a household chore (also on the list). I don’t want to turn thirty and still be the same procrastinating inconsistent person. Life can have as many mile markers as we want it to and I know thirty doesn’t mean I’m “old” but I want it to mean something. The more mile markers you have the more likely you are to remember the trip and I want to have memories and hilarious stories to tell when I am golden girl “old.”

Let the endorphins begin: Day 1 Yoga


Alright, alright, alright
Yoga.... not for the overweight!

I am sure there is some really fantastic limber overweight person somewhere that is crazy good at yoga.... I am not that person! My yoga expeirence started with a Denise Austin video and ended with me, wait for it .. Sweatin' to the Oldies with Richard.

I think Denise failed to realize it is physically impossible to bend something that is round like a ball, it can't happen. I was so discouraged and upset with Denise. I had to revert to old faithful, the work out video that never lets me down. I mean Richard knows how fat people work and more importantly how they don't work, he was one of us. And yes he is kind of crazy we all know that but he is also kind of awesome too! He puts real live fat people in his workout videos letting the fat person at home know that it is possible to do this because there are fatter people than you doing it!

So for now I will be ponying it up with Richard in hopes of losing a few lb.’s and flexible mediation will have to wait until this fat girl is a little less like a ball.